hemmolysis:

dating calum would be like the best thing ever he’d pick on you all the time and steal your shirts so you’d have to wear his and he’d probably steal your makeup bag and hide it and pull you on his lap and kiss your neck and tell you every day that you’re the most beautiful girl ever and just to let you know i’m crying as i’m typing this goodbyE

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

frickin-plot-twist:

*violently refreshes your blog until you answer my anon message* 

hardcorebrownie:

this is my brother and i protesting our tiredness and our family ignoring us

rorytheromanblog:

stridersquad:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

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this is the content yahoo paid for

spectromagiic:

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

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